More money.

I just received $60 so far and I might get more later in the day. $60 might seem a lot, and it is, but I need a lot more because I have quite a bit of traveling to do over the next several months, but I don't intend on leaving the Northeast. At least, not this year.

So yeah. PayPal me. Send me as much or as little as you want.

This is from yesterday, but I thought I'd plug it here for those who haven't seen it yet. Just watch it, no matter what your opinion is of me or Davidzx, and it's only going to take 17 seconds of your time.

(And yes, that is my real, normal voice, but 75% of the people reading this probably already know that.)

6 years and it feels more like 6 months.

Most of the people I used to talk to from here years ago are long gone, but for some reason, I'm still around. I don't know why I've stuck around for this long, but I don't think I'll ever be leaving.

Fucking hell...I'm still coughing like the little bitch that I am. Every second of the day, I feel like coughing my lungs out, but the more I cough, the more broken my voice sounds.

Also, what does everyone think of this?

Listen to me right now.

That is all.

JadeNG: Generally, Only Real Young Bitches Love Indoor Zord Zebras Accepting Rad Douchebags
JadeNG: GORYBLIZZARD

Agree/disagree?

Also, get your pencils out and begin working on these problems or I'll kick your dick all the way to Pluto.

...wins a special present, but I'm going to keep that present under wraps for now.

Don't forget to show your work so I can see that you understand the concepts that underlie all of these problems. These problems get harder as you proceed.

9 questions, gogogo:

1. Solve for x: 2x^2 - 4x - 3 = 0
2. In circle O, the radius is 8, and the measure of minor arc AB is 110 degrees. Find the length of minor arc AB to the nearest integer.
3. Expand: (x^2 + 3)^6
4. In triangle ABC, b = 12, c = 20, and A = 45 degrees. Find side a to the nearest integer. (Note: the lower-case letters indicate sides of the triangle, and the capital letters indicate the angles.)
5. y = sec(1 - 5x). Find the derivative, y'
6. Evaluate the following integral: integral[sqrt(25x^2 - 4)/x]dx
7. Evaluate the following line integral: integral(xy^4)ds about C, where C is the right half of the circle given by the equation x^2 + y^2 = 16
8. Find all of the eigenvalues of the following matrix:
[6 5]
[-8 -6]
9. Solve for y(t): y''(t) - 6y'(t) + 15y(t) = 2sin(3t); initial conditions are y(0) = 1 and y'(0) = -4

Credit goes to EJR for designing it.

Also, I'm going to be up all night. Huge fucking exam tomorrow, and worse, I'm in pain with an empty stomach.

So what else is everyone up to these days?

Blargh, so, this is my first news post in 4 months and 2 days. A lot has been going on since then, obviously, but I don't feel like talking about it all right now.

Anyway, I thought I'd upload a cover of Jon Lajoie's I Kill People, done by yours truly.

Here it is.

I will do something that I rarely do here, and that is, I'm going to post my cell phone number. Here it is:

(917) 664-****

(I'll give you the last 4 digits if you PM me.)

ONLY CALL IF YOU'RE IN THE U.S, and if you think I know you on some level. Introduce yourself to me via your NG username.

If this is the first time you've ever tried to communicate with me, then I would suggest not calling.

Also, don't try to text me. I don't pay for texting.

I'm reachable at mostly any time of the day. Rarely do I ever turn my phone off. Also, it's been about a good 5-6 months since I last called anyone here.

And for anyone who decides to call me, I hope you have something to say that will make me feel like less of a hopeless waste of space on this planet.

My sanity is constantly eroding and I can feel it every day.

Fuck, let's hope this works...

I don't know why I'm posting this, so don't ask.