If you love the way I sound, and you want to hear my voice every time you receive a text message, then put either one of these on your phone:

http://mcstudios.x10hosting.com/radio/
Goryblizzard.mp3

Then there's this:

http://mcstudios.x10hosting.com/radio/
Goryblizzard_Censored.mp3 (this is more work and school safe, and according to many people I've talked to, also funnier)

If you don't have a phone or don't pay for texting (I fall into this category), then just listen anyway, because it will be worth the few seconds of your time.

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Update (10/12/2010): I hope there are still people out there that want to use these ringtones even though they are now almost a year old. Also, I have texting now, yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah.

More money.

I just received $60 so far and I might get more later in the day. $60 might seem a lot, and it is, but I need a lot more because I have quite a bit of traveling to do over the next several months, but I don't intend on leaving the Northeast. At least, not this year.

So yeah. PayPal me. Send me as much or as little as you want.

This is from yesterday, but I thought I'd plug it here for those who haven't seen it yet. Just watch it, no matter what your opinion is of me or Davidzx, and it's only going to take 17 seconds of your time.

(And yes, that is my real, normal voice, but 75% of the people reading this probably already know that.)

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6 years and it feels more like 6 months.

Most of the people I used to talk to from here years ago are long gone, but for some reason, I'm still around. I don't know why I've stuck around for this long, but I don't think I'll ever be leaving.

Fucking hell...I'm still coughing like the little bitch that I am. Every second of the day, I feel like coughing my lungs out, but the more I cough, the more broken my voice sounds.

Also, what does everyone think of this?

Listen to me right now.

That is all.

JadeNG: Generally, Only Real Young Bitches Love Indoor Zord Zebras Accepting Rad Douchebags
JadeNG: GORYBLIZZARD

Agree/disagree?

Also, get your pencils out and begin working on these problems or I'll kick your dick all the way to Pluto.

...wins a special present, but I'm going to keep that present under wraps for now.

Don't forget to show your work so I can see that you understand the concepts that underlie all of these problems. These problems get harder as you proceed.

9 questions, gogogo:

1. Solve for x: 2x^2 - 4x - 3 = 0
2. In circle O, the radius is 8, and the measure of minor arc AB is 110 degrees. Find the length of minor arc AB to the nearest integer.
3. Expand: (x^2 + 3)^6
4. In triangle ABC, b = 12, c = 20, and A = 45 degrees. Find side a to the nearest integer. (Note: the lower-case letters indicate sides of the triangle, and the capital letters indicate the angles.)
5. y = sec(1 - 5x). Find the derivative, y'
6. Evaluate the following integral: integral[sqrt(25x^2 - 4)/x]dx
7. Evaluate the following line integral: integral(xy^4)ds about C, where C is the right half of the circle given by the equation x^2 + y^2 = 16
8. Find all of the eigenvalues of the following matrix:
[6 5]
[-8 -6]
9. Solve for y(t): y''(t) - 6y'(t) + 15y(t) = 2sin(3t); initial conditions are y(0) = 1 and y'(0) = -4

Credit goes to EJR for designing it.

Also, I'm going to be up all night. Huge fucking exam tomorrow, and worse, I'm in pain with an empty stomach.

So what else is everyone up to these days?

Blargh, so, this is my first news post in 4 months and 2 days. A lot has been going on since then, obviously, but I don't feel like talking about it all right now.

Anyway, I thought I'd upload a cover of Jon Lajoie's I Kill People, done by yours truly.

Here it is.

I don't know why I'm posting this, so don't ask.