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GoryBlizzard
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Charlie @GoryBlizzard

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Posted by GoryBlizzard - May 28th, 2008


This could've easily been an "Oh Snap" thread, but whatever.

Last night around 11:10 PM, I walked into my bathroom to piss as usual, only to hear a loud buzz coming from the right side of my bathroom. I looked and saw a giant wasp circling around the bathroom mirror, which I found quite unusual since all of the windows in my apartment have screens to keep out giant flying insects. Since large stinging insects like bees, hornets and wasps cause me to become extremely apprehensive and paranoid, I fled the bathroom and shut the door, hoping that the wasp would eventually die on its own. I went back in at 4:51 AM this morning (almost four hours ago) and saw it standing still on the shower curtain, but still apparently very much alive. Again, because I'm severely apiphobic, my body raced with extreme nervous tension. The door shut once again, I went back to my room, got dressed, and put on my old mask and gloves to protect my face and hands. After reentering the bathroom, I heard the wasp buzz again, and I sprayed Raid insecticide on it several times; the result was almost instantaneous. The wasp became paralyzed and slumped downward until hitting the floor, and to ensure death, I sprayed it several more times.

Right now, its body is in the garbage, and I hope this is the last time I will ever have to deal with any stinging insect in my apartment.

Here's a pic of its body.

God Damn Wasp In My Bathroom


Posted by GoryBlizzard - April 22nd, 2008


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Posted by GoryBlizzard - April 14th, 2008


And I'm a bit nervous about it. I have a lot of things to get off my chest. This year has been so fucked up for me and I'm not looking forward to seeing how it ends.


Posted by GoryBlizzard - March 15th, 2008


I am in need of serious financial help, and so far I only have $4.55 (thanks scottmale24).

If you want the full backstory, read now.

This whole situation is sad. I can't believe I'm asking for money on NG. Unfortunately, I'm left with no other choice. I'm still shattered psychologically right now, and the flashbacks haven't gone away. I don't know how else to cope, except to continue staying at home. Since this whole thing happened, I haven't felt like going outside.

As of 3/17/2008, I have received: $4.55 (I'm going to keep updating the dollar amounts as I receive more money)


Posted by GoryBlizzard - February 12th, 2008


Yet for some reason, I'm not feeling well at all, and my urge to stab myself in the face is not going away.


Posted by GoryBlizzard - October 5th, 2007


Get these fucking voices...

Out of my head...

Please.


Posted by GoryBlizzard - September 23rd, 2007


From my PM inbox:

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Alien Hominid on 12/6/07 at 11:37:21 AM, has been deleted:

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Score: 0 / 10
Summary: STOLEN shit rite hur
Review: stolen rip off of ps2 versiun!

VOTE 0/5 IF YOU ARENT A FOOL, THIS FLASH IS STOLEN FRUM DA PS2

i can't belive all of you x-box idiots votin 5 n shit on this here flash

go blat blat on my 9 on you fools

i'm a REAL flash author so i know when FAKE assholes like dis be makin a travesty of the flash comunity
===============

Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ to ensure that you're following the rules.

Also, be aware that repeated review deletions will result in administrative action against your account.


Posted by GoryBlizzard - September 14th, 2007


I just killed 10 mosquitoes with my bare hands.

Ten.

I feel tired, and dizzy.

Argh...I'm falling apart now.


Posted by GoryBlizzard - August 29th, 2007


Like, really. I do. So please, (you know who you are), get over it and stop spamming my PM inbox with religious propaganda you ugly, poisonous excuse for a human being.


Posted by GoryBlizzard - August 13th, 2007


To Europe. And I will be gone for 11 days.

Just thought I'd mention it again for those who still don't know.

I still don't feel much better than I did last night, which sucks.

Anyway, bye I suppose. I'll be back on the 24th.