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Obligatory Birthday News Post

Posted by GoryBlizzard - February 12th, 2011


This is my first news post all year, but I'll keep it short and sweet this time.

Today is my 21st birthday (birthday thread link here--thanks to Twilight for posting it and making it utterly and scatologically awesome). I have mixed feelings about it, and it's probably going to be the last truly happy birthday I'll ever have in my life, since every subsequent age after 21 is usually bad. It's good to finally be 21 and be able to drink legally, even though I've already been drinking illegally for many years. I was only 5 when I had my first can of beer and 6 when I had my first sip of whiskey (I hated it back then--it was too strong for me).

So what do I plan on doing? If anyone needs me, I'll be online early in the day, and then I'll head off to a friend's house in Brooklyn to get high. I'll buy a pack of beer and a little bit of liquor for later consumption. Later on, I'll be in a bar where Grub will most likely join me. I'll still have my phone obviously in case anyone needs to call, text or tweet me. I never go anywhere without my phone.

Life has been fucking tough for me lately, but I'll get to most of that in a later news post. I've had a number of depressing days lately, but I think it's important not to make my birthday one of them. I also know that despite whatever I'm going through, there are a lot of people out there that have it tons worse, and I'm grateful for what I already have. I also try to give whenever my finances allow it...giving is almost always more gratifying than receiving.

I'm going to conclude this with a not-so-random shit picture on my phone. It's a shit I took myself on October 18th and somehow it came out as a "meh" face. One of my favorite shits ever.

Obligatory Birthday News Post


Comments

That really is a lovely shit

I think the shit agrees.

Nice! and once again, happy birthday!

tell me why did you take a pic of you shit

I can take pics of whatever satisfies me.

i forgot to take a pic, oops.

Don't forget again.

Can we see you without sunglasses?

Some people already have.

Happy late birthday! February 12 was also the birthday of my faggot father-in-law. I'd rather have a shit eating contest with you than talk to him.

How was the first day of the meet? I'd love to go to one of those, but I don't have much freedom to travel nowadays.

The first day was awesome. Very hard to forget, and I hope I can say the same for today as well.

Why am I greeted by shit?

Why would you complain about being greeted by shit?

Your shit looks weird.

It's your shit that's probably weird, not mine.

That's a lot of poop and no toilet paper.

I didn't take shots of the toilet paper because the shit is more exciting.

Get a haircut, shave your pedo-stache and take off those sunglasses ya wussy.

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No.

I don't enjoy da scatplay, thank you very much.

That's not good.

Your shit looks oddly shiny. Do you eat sparkles for breakfast?

It's the light, and that wasn't funny.

comment on my newspost.

IDK. Never really seen you before.

what the shit?

thats freekin gross

I appreciate you creating an account for the sole purpose of commenting on my userpage and bumping my birthday thread. I didn't know I was that admired.

get a life :(

Are you one of those people who get turned on by shit?

I thought it was obvious a long time ago that yes is the answer.

Happy Birthday Buddy!

If you need any advice or hell someone to talk too don't hesitate to PM me!

Peace! :)

Why do you constantly have to bring up your shit fetish? Guess what, no one gives a SHIT

Other people bring it up far more than I do. This has been going on for years already and is unlikely to stop.

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