I have two nuts
What can brown do for you?
Charlie
@GoryBlizzard
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Two melted nuts.
They're normal nuts I think
They're not.
Can I come over to your house? I live in Westchester.
I don't even know who you are.
koreaman was epic! Here's one email I got from him years back:
"sob-of-a-bitch, Bahamut7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shit, not again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why does everyone keep thinking me am fuckin joknew now?!!??!?!?!?!!?!??! ME ARE NOT JOKNEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!! GOT IT, STUPID SHITHEAD!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first you think me am doknew!!!!!! then you think me am boknew!!!!!! then you think me am jamlong!!!!!!! now you think me am joknew!!!!!!!!! you many many poopoohead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!! damnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and how can me be jamlong in the first place?!!?!??!!?!?!?!? shes a fuckin GIRL you babo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me are got a fuckin peanus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not a vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and didnt me tell you to send me nice email?!?!?!?!?!? not stupid fucktard email!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! this is like the 100 bajillionth time me asked you politely NOT TO SEND ME DICKHEAD EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!! send me nice email, OK!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?! if you send me another dickhead email, me am going to kick you in da nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Oh my. I remember how obsessed he was with you. A lot of people even thought you were him, but in any case, I hope he comes back one day even after being gone for more than 4 years. I wish he e-mailed me too, but he never did though my e-mail address was public on the BBS during that period of time. Also, I forgot doknew and joknew are another two of his alts (can't believe I forgot about those, but it's coming back to me).
Just looked further back and found the first email from him:
"DAMNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!! THANKS A LOT YOU STUPID POOPOOHEAD GIRLYMAN BAHAMUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE OF YOU I GOT BANNED AGAIN FOR ANOTHER 7 FRIEKIN DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!! SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
! IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE FRIEKIN TIME, ME GOANNA CALL MY KOREA PEOPLE TO COME KICK YOU IN DA NUTS 50 BA JILLION TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEARN HOW TO NOT BECOME A STUPID FUCKTARD YOU STUPID SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"
Classic Koreaman as always. I especially love the last part of that e-mail, and I think you posted it in an old thread a long time ago (the wording looks familiar to me):
"! IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE FRIEKIN TIME, ME GOANNA CALL MY KOREA PEOPLE TO COME KICK YOU IN DA NUTS 50 BA JILLION TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEARN HOW TO NOT BECOME A STUPID FUCKTARD YOU STUPID SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
"
I was joking.
It wasn't a very good joke.
Can i come to your house to. U seem nice.
No, fuck off.
Can I live with you?
Nein.
The only time when I was koreaman was when I impersonated him on MySpace. Everything else, it was him or whoever had that alt. The whole thing about me being koreaman was a horrible rumour by Afro_Stud who still to this day thinks I'm actually him. He's just a dumbass, that's all.
Yeah, let's go back to February 22, 2006 when you left this comment on my MySpace:
"ME REMEMBER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CALLED ME UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME AM GONNA KICK YOU IN DA NUTS BABO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME AM MANY MANY MANY SHAGADELIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T FORGET THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
To this day, it remains one of my favorite comments. At the time, I thought it was really Koreaman who left me that comment. You pulled off impersonating him so well that I had no reason to think otherwise. It wasn't until late 2009 (more than 3 and 1/2 years later) when you told me over Stickam that Koreaman on MySpace was really you. I hope there's a chance the real Koreaman will return one day. I doubt any mods would still have him permabanned from the BBS because he hasn't posted in more than 4 years.
YARGH YRAGH abd YARGH.
Yargh.
Shikamarana
Suck my nuts, Gory
GoryBlizzard
You don't have nuts, babo.