Koreaman Quotes

"YOU STUPID BABO!!!!!!!!!! me no ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me many sexy!!!!!!!!!
hey dudes me play really scary too!!!!!!!!! the story like this!!!!!!!!!!
Once upon a time there is stupid shithead named goryblizzard!!!!!! he many many babo, so koreaman kicked the stupid shithead in da nuts!!!!!!!!!! shagadelic story, huh dudes!?!?!?!?!" - koreaman, July 24, 2005

"SHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!
!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME DO NOT MOLEST CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!! ME AM ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME AM GOING TO KICK YOU IN DA NUTS 100000000000000000000000000000000000 KABILLION TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!!!!!!! YOU MANY MANY MANY MANY BABO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKIN ABOUT THE GOTHICS YOU POOPOOHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!" - koreaman, December 21, 2005

"sob-of-a-bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!
!!!!! me do not masterbate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now me am pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey stupid shithead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! guess what!??!?!?!??!?!?!??! me am going to kick you in da nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!" - koreaman, December 21, 2005

"hey dude!!!!!!!!! i can use explamation points if i want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love explamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wanna see some more explamation points dickhead?!?!?!?!?! no problemo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!" - koreaman, January 3, 2005

"shit!!!!!!!! not that stuff again!!!!!!! hey babo!!!!!!!! guess what?!?!?!? you are babo babo babo babo babo babo babo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey shithead!!!!!!!!!! whats one plus one?!?!?!??! you dont know?!?!?!?!?!? haha!!!!! you stupid fucktard!!!!!!!!!!! its 2 poopoohead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you many many babo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - koreaman, July 24, 2005

Share your memories of koreaman here (other known alts: miss-sexy, Sexykorean, doknew, joknew and koreadude)...if and only if you can remember him.

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Shikamarana 2010-02-26 14:08:51

Suck my nuts, Gory

GoryBlizzard 2010-02-26 14:08:51

You don't have nuts, babo.

Shikamarana 2010-02-26 14:10:25

I have two nuts

GoryBlizzard 2010-02-26 14:10:25

Two melted nuts.

Shikamarana 2010-02-26 14:26:19

They're normal nuts I think

GoryBlizzard 2010-02-26 14:26:19

They're not.

Daywalker1189 2010-02-26 14:31:37

Can I come over to your house? I live in Westchester.

GoryBlizzard 2010-02-26 14:31:37

I don't even know who you are.

Murray 2010-02-26 15:02:43

koreaman was epic! Here's one email I got from him years back:

"sob-of-a-bitch, Bahamut7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shit, not again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why does everyone keep thinking me am fuckin joknew now?!!??!?!?!?!!?!??! ME ARE NOT JOKNEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!! GOT IT, STUPID SHITHEAD!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first you think me am doknew!!!!!! then you think me am boknew!!!!!! then you think me am jamlong!!!!!!! now you think me am joknew!!!!!!!!! you many many poopoohead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!! damnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and how can me be jamlong in the first place?!!?!??!!?!?!?!? shes a fuckin GIRL you babo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me are got a fuckin peanus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not a vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and didnt me tell you to send me nice email?!?!?!?!?!? not stupid fucktard email!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! this is like the 100 bajillionth time me asked you politely NOT TO SEND ME DICKHEAD EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!! send me nice email, OK!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?! if you send me another dickhead email, me am going to kick you in da nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

GoryBlizzard 2010-02-26 15:02:43

Oh my. I remember how obsessed he was with you. A lot of people even thought you were him, but in any case, I hope he comes back one day even after being gone for more than 4 years. I wish he e-mailed me too, but he never did though my e-mail address was public on the BBS during that period of time. Also, I forgot doknew and joknew are another two of his alts (can't believe I forgot about those, but it's coming back to me).

Murray 2010-02-26 15:04:44

Just looked further back and found the first email from him:

"DAMNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!! THANKS A LOT YOU STUPID POOPOOHEAD GIRLYMAN BAHAMUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE OF YOU I GOT BANNED AGAIN FOR ANOTHER 7 FRIEKIN DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!! SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
! IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE FRIEKIN TIME, ME GOANNA CALL MY KOREA PEOPLE TO COME KICK YOU IN DA NUTS 50 BA JILLION TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEARN HOW TO NOT BECOME A STUPID FUCKTARD YOU STUPID SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"

GoryBlizzard 2010-02-26 15:04:44

Classic Koreaman as always. I especially love the last part of that e-mail, and I think you posted it in an old thread a long time ago (the wording looks familiar to me):

"! IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE FRIEKIN TIME, ME GOANNA CALL MY KOREA PEOPLE TO COME KICK YOU IN DA NUTS 50 BA JILLION TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEARN HOW TO NOT BECOME A STUPID FUCKTARD YOU STUPID SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
"

Daywalker1189 2010-03-02 23:12:29

I was joking.

GoryBlizzard 2010-03-02 23:12:29

It wasn't a very good joke.

SGUIGGY-the-7th 2010-03-03 20:38:29

Can i come to your house to. U seem nice.

GoryBlizzard 2010-03-03 20:38:29

No, fuck off.

killerjeff 2010-03-06 02:20:34

Can I live with you?

GoryBlizzard 2010-03-06 02:20:34

Nein.

Murray 2010-03-07 10:09:02

The only time when I was koreaman was when I impersonated him on MySpace. Everything else, it was him or whoever had that alt. The whole thing about me being koreaman was a horrible rumour by Afro_Stud who still to this day thinks I'm actually him. He's just a dumbass, that's all.

GoryBlizzard 2010-03-07 10:09:02

Yeah, let's go back to February 22, 2006 when you left this comment on my MySpace:

"ME REMEMBER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CALLED ME UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME AM GONNA KICK YOU IN DA NUTS BABO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME AM MANY MANY MANY SHAGADELIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T FORGET THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

To this day, it remains one of my favorite comments. At the time, I thought it was really Koreaman who left me that comment. You pulled off impersonating him so well that I had no reason to think otherwise. It wasn't until late 2009 (more than 3 and 1/2 years later) when you told me over Stickam that Koreaman on MySpace was really you. I hope there's a chance the real Koreaman will return one day. I doubt any mods would still have him permabanned from the BBS because he hasn't posted in more than 4 years.

Phalanx 2010-03-08 13:27:44

YARGH YRAGH abd YARGH.

GoryBlizzard 2010-03-08 13:27:44

Yargh.

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