Make what you want of this tard, so I present to everyone, this conversation for your reading pleasure:

radiorippersUNIT 8:17 pm
what's up BRAH
do you like being called that
GoryBlizzard 8:17 pm
Very rarely do I get called that, so...I don't know
radiorippersUNIT 8:18 pm
yea
did you have an afro by chance?
GoryBlizzard 8:18 pm
A bit of one, yes
radiorippersUNIT 8:21 pm
i was curious but do you have any asian or native american ancestry
hard to tell from your pics
GoryBlizzard 8:21 pm
Both.
radiorippersUNIT 8:21 pm
how much of each/
and what sort of Asian?
GoryBlizzard 8:21 pm
Can't quantify.
radiorippersUNIT 8:21 pm
has anyone ever made remarks about being asian towards you
GoryBlizzard 8:21 pm
Not in a long time.
radiorippersUNIT 8:21 pm
if so what exactly was it like
because of the afro, would it be crazy if one thought you had black ancestry?
GoryBlizzard 8:23 pm
...no, because I actually do.
A little bit.
radiorippersUNIT 8:23 pm
you're pretty mixed
no latino ancestry?
GoryBlizzard 8:23 pm
Not that I'm aware of.
radiorippersUNIT 8:24 pm
so you've never learned a chinese or indian language?
GoryBlizzard 8:25 pm
No.
radiorippersUNIT 8:25 pm
ah
nobody in your family speaks a non-english language?
GoryBlizzard 8:26 pm
My dad speaks Japanese, Russian, Spanish, French, Italian and German all fluently
radiorippersUNIT 8:26 pm
woah that's cool
but as for actual conversational speaking
nobody speaks anything that's not english?
radiorippersUNIT 8:27 pm
conversating between family members, that is
GoryBlizzard 8:27 pm
Pretty much.
radiorippersUNIT 8:27 pm
what if there was a Newgrounds language?
GoryBlizzard 8:27 pm
Won't happen.
radiorippersUNIT 8:27 pm
if some kid got bored and wanted to make one
would you think that's a stupid idea
or genius
GoryBlizzard 8:28 pm
Stupid.
radiorippersUNIT 8:29 pm
speaking of stupid kids
were there any kids in high school that
you wanted to beat up
for being an asshole
GoryBlizzard 8:29 pm
Countless ones.
radiorippersUNIT 8:30 pm
ever got into a fistfight at school?
or did you just bottle it or verbally argue with them
because i do more of verbally arguing
with the people i hate
GoryBlizzard 8:31 pm
A few fist fights, but much more of the latter.
radiorippersUNIT 8:31 pm
glad you're done with high school?
GoryBlizzard 8:31 pm
Of course
radiorippersUNIT 8:32 pm
did you go to the graduation ceremony thing that day
GoryBlizzard 8:32 pm
Yes.
radiorippersUNIT 8:33 pm
did you even like your school, aside from bad students
any school pride
or did you just straight up hate the school?
GoryBlizzard 8:34 pm
I didn't have any school pride because I think the whole concept of it is ridiculous.
radiorippersUNIT 8:34 pm
well yeah
i assume you hated going to school
GoryBlizzard 8:34 pm
A lot.
School has always been a major source of pain and frustration.
radiorippersUNIT 8:35 pm
socially and academically
right
radiorippersUNIT 8:36 pm
and let's not forget
waking up in the morning
that part of the day, for school
radiorippersUNIT is available 10:04 pm
radiorippersUNIT 10:19 pm
i've noticed you've never used the emoticons on the BBS, why not?
GoryBlizzard 10:20 pm
The only emoticon I ever use is ":/" although that's more on Stickam, AIM and MSN and not really on the BBS.
radiorippersUNIT 10:20 pm
well I mean
the emoticons that you choose
those faces
GoryBlizzard 10:21 pm
Attached to my posts and PMs? Yeah, I find them pretty useless.
radiorippersUNIT 10:21 pm
don't have a favorite emote?
GoryBlizzard 10:22 pm
Not really.
radiorippersUNIT 10:22 pm
ah
do you ever smoke?
seeing as you seem stressed to a point...
GoryBlizzard 10:23 pm
Used to, but the cigarette taxes where I live are the highest in the U.S.
radiorippersUNIT 10:23 pm
yeah
any access to weed?
GoryBlizzard 10:23 pm
Not since I was 15, which was the last time I smoked it.
radiorippersUNIT 10:23 pm
well it's cool you tried it
did you like it?
GoryBlizzard 10:24 pm
Yeah.
radiorippersUNIT 10:24 pm
you drink?
GoryBlizzard 10:24 pm
Whenever I can these days, but I did all throughout middle school and the first two years of high school.
radiorippersUNIT 10:25 pm
drinking's cool
do you like gin by any chance
or rum or whisky
GoryBlizzard 10:26 pm
Whiskey and gin sometimes, rum much more rarely.
radiorippersUNIT 10:26 pm
do you like wine coolers
GoryBlizzard 10:26 pm
Yeah, though I don't really use them.
radiorippersUNIT 10:27 pm
would you ever like to get a girl drunk and then have sex with her
GoryBlizzard 10:27 pm
Yes
radiorippersUNIT 10:28 pm
is there any area of NYC that's like
full of prostitutes
GoryBlizzard 10:28 pm
I've seen a lot in Mott Haven and Parkchester.
radiorippersUNIT 10:29 pm
would you ever consider paying for sex
GoryBlizzard 10:29 pm
I have.
radiorippersUNIT 10:29 pm
what kinda girl did you fuck
GoryBlizzard 10:30 pm
A blonde chick.
radiorippersUNIT 10:30 pm
what's your preference of girl
GoryBlizzard 10:31 pm
Okay, I'm going to turn the tables around starting now.
Why are you interviewing me?
radiorippersUNIT 10:31 pm
well
i ask a lot of questions with anybody
i think it's a weird habit of mine
and i think you'[re actually
very interesting to talk to
you're not a bad guy at all
GoryBlizzard 10:32 pm
Is there more you're not saying?
radiorippersUNIT 10:32 pm
what do you mean
i'm not using that info for anything
i'm just curious
because you're a chillax guy
GoryBlizzard 10:32 pm
It's not often that people flood me with questions to the extent that you have.
radiorippersUNIT 10:33 pm
maybe you don't know me well enough
i ask a lot of questions with anybody
GoryBlizzard 10:33 pm
So, your NG account again is...?
radiorippersUNIT 10:34 pm
well I haven't used it in a while but at times I use the following account
http://lord-humungus.newgrounds.com/
GoryBlizzard 10:34 pm
PM me with it.
radiorippersUNIT 10:35 pm
I'm not on my home computer and i didn't know my password and i could only login with the password saved on the cookie for that computer
i haven't been at my home for weeks
that sounds like a fake excuse because it's actually the truth
but*
hence why i don't use it a lot too
GoryBlizzard 10:36 pm
You told me yesterday that your NG username was coolguy, an account with basically nothing and an '00 sign-up date, and you expect me to believe that you're Lord-Humungus too?
radiorippersUNIT 10:36 pm
i didn't want you to know who i am
but now i'm more familiar with you
GoryBlizzard 10:37 pm
If you can't PM me with a valid, active account, I can't really believe you are who you say you are.
radiorippersUNIT 10:37 pm
i dont' like giving away the real deal so quickly
well
who the hell could i be?
radiorippersUNIT 10:37 pm
some random kid?
and basically that's what said account is really of: some random kid
GoryBlizzard 10:38 pm
So, are you going to PM me or not?
radiorippersUNIT 10:38 pm
i can't.
are you gonna stop talking to me or something
GoryBlizzard 10:38 pm
Yes, you can.
The fact that you also said ChillAsIce is one of your friends sets off another red flag.
radiorippersUNIT 10:38 pm
he is a friend
GoryBlizzard 10:38 pm
Get better friends.
radiorippersUNIT 10:39 pm
i went to school with him
radiorippersUNIT 10:39 pm
chillasice is also the cousin
actually, half-brother
of a notorious NG guy
GoryBlizzard 10:40 pm
Jesus Christ...
radiorippersUNIT 10:40 pm
he made movies about
drew pickles and stuff
the guy from rugrats
have you ever seen those movies
GoryBlizzard 10:41 pm
Of course.
radiorippersUNIT 10:41 pm
what did you think of them
GoryBlizzard 10:42 pm
It doesn't matter what I think.
So really, who are you?
What's your first name?
radiorippersUNIT 10:42 pm
my name is Kingston
GoryBlizzard 10:43 pm
Want to try again?
radiorippersUNIT 10:43 pm
no
my name is
Kingston Guzman
GoryBlizzard 10:44 pm
I think you might as well tell the truth right now, because this is pathetic.
radiorippersUNIT 10:44 pm
why don't you believe that?
I honestly don't know why you don't believe that
GoryBlizzard 10:44 pm
http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/lof iversion/index.php/t5318.html <- your name is Tim. Amazing how you think I can't catch you lying to me.
radiorippersUNIT 10:45 pm
Tim's my brother
he used to use this account but i picked it from him
radiorippersUNIT 10:45 pm
this is Kingston, Tim's brother
timmy doesn't even use radiorippersunit
anymore
sounds like a fake excuse, but whatever
GoryBlizzard 10:46 pm
I'm not even sure whether to believe you have a brother, because the more you say, the more full of shit you seem to be.
radiorippersUNIT 10:46 pm
iwell
you don't believe i have a brother?
plenty of people have brothers
GoryBlizzard 10:46 pm
You might as well just admit to me that I caught you lying.
radiorippersUNIT 10:47 pm
okay fine
my name is Tim
the rest is truth though
why does my name matter though
how many Tims do you know?
GoryBlizzard 10:47 pm
Several on NG and many in real life.
GoryBlizzard 10:47 pm
I wanted to see if you were capable of telling the truth even once.
radiorippersUNIT 10:47 pm
fine
GoryBlizzard 10:47 pm
You failed that test.
radiorippersUNIT 10:47 pm
ask me another question
you can find by
using radiorippersunit on google search
if you can
i'll be honest
like where i live
GoryBlizzard 10:49 pm
I just want your NG username and to prove yourself by PMing me, but if you can't even do that and give me a lame bullshit excuse, that's god damn sad.
radiorippersUNIT 10:50 pm
okay fine
pigletsmemories.newgrounds.com
GoryBlizzard 10:50 pm
PM me with it.
radiorippersUNIT 10:50 pm
done
GoryBlizzard 10:51 pm
Good, I got it and I'm satisfied. I don't know why that took you so long.
radiorippersUNIT 10:51 pm
i apologize
GoryBlizzard 10:52 pm
And you're Nurse Dale too, apparently.
radiorippersUNIT 10:52 pm
nurse dale?
wtf is that
GoryBlizzard 10:52 pm
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/search/a uthor/PigletsMemories
CAUGHT YOU ONCE AGAIN.
radiorippersUNIT 10:53 pm
who the fuck is nursedale
find you found out i'm chill
but what's nurse dale
GoryBlizzard 10:53 pm
How much longer can you keep this shit up?
radiorippersUNIT 10:53 pm
i only wanted to talk to you
to
settle things out
i didn't want you to be an enemy of mine
it's stupid
i never had anything against you until you seemed a little angry at me
radiorippersUNIT 10:54 pm
and don't ignore me this time, i want to know the answer. please.
now that you know who i am, there's no point in lying because i only lied for you to not know who i was
GoryBlizzard 10:57 pm
...
radiorippersUNIT 10:57 pm
well?
are you gonna stay mad at me
or wanna settle the problem here
because i have no reason to be upset at you
i did mess around with you, but the only reason why I IMed you was to get over that
radiorippersUNIT 10:59 pm
well? is that all you're gonna say?
GoryBlizzard 11:00 pm
Pretty much.
I'm through with you.
This entire conversation is going on my next news post.
radiorippersUNIT 11:00 pm
do it.
GoryBlizzard 11:01 pm
It'll be my pleasure, Tim/Nurse Dale/ChillAsIce/whoever the fuck else you are.
radiorippersUNIT 11:01 pm
ok seriously
who the FUCK
is Nurse Dale?
to make it clear
i have no idea who that is
in addition it's a very weird name
radiorippersUNIT 11:02 pm
well guess what
go on.