Total Medals Earned: 621 (From 76 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,385 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Begin the Game!
Medals Earned: 6/13 (200/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/540 points)
reach the first 50m height
reach the first 500m height
being hurt by arrows 10 times or more
don't take axe until reached 114m height
activate time freeze 3 times
reach 1000m height
touch lava stone 5 times
kill 15 or more hedgehog
not taken any damage until reached 125m height
break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode
kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode
reached score 5000pts while Bob alive
kill 15 or more caveman
kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe
destroy standing turret using axe 5 times
destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times
Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Die 500 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Kill the boss without dying.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (55/350 points)
A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.
YUM
Get to know your new BFF.
Chill out in the funky room!
Leave the tower
You naughty punk!
Find the treasure.
End it like a real man.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (55/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
finish a flash project
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/375 points)
run 50m length
transform to harry potter
run 250m length
transform to Jacob the werewolf
transform to Jaws
run 500m length
run 1km length
perform 30x book streaks
Medals Earned: 11/17 (230/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers